iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

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raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

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gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

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burndontfreeze:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

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zellah4:

OMFG

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clockworkjester:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

I miss the days when you could literally say whatever the fuck you wanted on this site without being invaded by a swarm of greyfaced idiots.

Those were good times.

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a ton of money lying next to it.

(via sortofaquietnerdything)


Non fiction professor stuck in the 90’s meme. Ill try and think of a better name at some point.


banxx:

huffingtonpost:

Clearly this is the best Ron Perlman doppelgänger. 

It’s Ron…Purrman

banxx:

huffingtonpost:

Clearly this is the best Ron Perlman doppelgänger

It’s Ron…Purrman

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kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

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