clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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relahvant:

this show made literally -5 sense but it was so great

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petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

Well, you’re not wrong.

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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

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hellothetimidartistposts:

"Rip up all city streets with jackhammers and sod the streets at once."
“Change the name Aspen to Fat City. This would prevent greed heads, land rapers, and other human jackals from capitalizing on the name ‘Aspen’. These swine should be fucked, broken, and driven across the land.”

hellothetimidartistposts:

"Rip up all city streets with jackhammers and sod the streets at once."
“Change the name Aspen to Fat City. This would prevent greed heads, land rapers, and other human jackals from capitalizing on the name ‘Aspen’. These swine should be fucked, broken, and driven across the land.”

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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helloimlulu:

revengeofthelostboys:

sixpenceee:

This is an example of a feral man (isolated from human communities, raised by animals).
Here are some facts about feral people you probably don’t know.
feral children are never able to properly learn human language.
once they are passed that critical learning person (from age 2-5) that’s it, it’s over. they will never be able to communicate normally.
they are able to communicate with their animal family in ways such as a growl
they become integrated with the environment. 
for example, the case of the Victor of Aveyron, was a feral boy. when brought into a warm home, he hated it. he tried to escape numerous times and frolicked around naked in the snow. 
feral children may never learn how to walk upright because as said before they passed the critical learning period
they show disinterest around the people around them, and prefer the companion of their animal family
their skin and feet have evolved to suit their respective environment. for example, strong calluses at the feet for running around the forest. 


What do you do if you look up and see homeboy running at you like that?

That’s fucking scary to think about.

helloimlulu:

revengeofthelostboys:

sixpenceee:

This is an example of a feral man (isolated from human communities, raised by animals).

Here are some facts about feral people you probably don’t know.

  • feral children are never able to properly learn human language.
  • once they are passed that critical learning person (from age 2-5) that’s it, it’s over. they will never be able to communicate normally.
  • they are able to communicate with their animal family in ways such as a growl
  • they become integrated with the environment. 
  • for example, the case of the Victor of Aveyron, was a feral boy. when brought into a warm home, he hated it. he tried to escape numerous times and frolicked around naked in the snow. 
  • feral children may never learn how to walk upright because as said before they passed the critical learning period
  • they show disinterest around the people around them, and prefer the companion of their animal family
  • their skin and feet have evolved to suit their respective environment. for example, strong calluses at the feet for running around the forest. 

What do you do if you look up and see homeboy running at you like that?

That’s fucking scary to think about.

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10knotes:

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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snailfriend:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i-am-the-roses-of-red:

dontforgetthesun-meaghan:

OMG I AM THE GRUMPUS

I’m the why am I awake most of the time, other times I am the last one, lol.

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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